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'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'

"You really need some sun."

Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.

'Fake tan? Not me!'

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!

"It's alright-J.R is wearing shades-he's only topping up his tan!"

"It has always baffled me how you managed to get your tan so even"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Me and Verl are gonna get spray-on tans just in our beach cover-ups before goin' to Florida.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Mr Dunleavy is asking for another week of vacation... he still has tan lines!'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Have you been to Blackpool?"

"What does that writing on her say?"

'Trucker's tan?'

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'

Man using a roller paintbrush to put on sunblock.

Tanning Machine on the beach

Tanning studio.

'The sun is fading your spots.'

'Don't you think Factor 85 would be enough?'

Welcome to Celebrity Fit Club, where all the fat lost is donated to building a clone of me so I can swan off and top up my tan.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I need to be a deep, luxurious chestnut! And quickly!'

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

"And me without my bear spray!"

"Nice tan, Pelham. Get rid of it."

Power Tanning

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."