Silver Lining Spotter Pillows

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Great Urban Sprawl

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."

Man climbs ladder to see the sun

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"

Accident

The Art Lover

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"