Silver Lining Admirer Pillows

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"What old school? This is my life."

Diego Velasquez

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Silver Fox

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Freedom of the Press

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Antique silver

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Guitarist.

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Liv Ullmann

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"