Tan Enthusiasts Gifts

Sunblock

North Light Tanning Bed.

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Revenge had come.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Spatula beach

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Rare, medium or well done?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

Tanning Machine on the beach

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'