Tangent Lover Pillows

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Bashful in Nashville

"Herb's from Texas."

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Flamenco

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

Tentacle attacking diver.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Quicksand.

"You really need some sun."

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'