Trend Lover Pillows

Just woke up from a 12 hour nap #staywoke

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Giraffe Selfie

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"We succumbed to your hype."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."