Tangent Traveler Pillows

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Musical genres

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Hoxton map.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Musical Bicycle.

Single men in Tahiti

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.