Traffic Tangent Pillows

The Good News...

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Unrest Area.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Sloth traffic jam.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."