Traffic Pun Lover Pillows

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Snail Crossing.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Speed Limit.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Clark gets nailed.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Digital Communication.