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'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Clark gets nailed.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Speed Limit.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'