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Traffic Tangent Gifts
Looking for a lighthearted gift for the traffic tangent enthusiast? Our collection celebrates the amusing side of frustrating traffic delays, offering funny mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who finds humor in life's traffic jams and loves a clever, cartoon-style twist. Brighten their day and add a touch of wit to their commute or home with our creative, traffic-themed designs.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
Quality Control
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Dog Crossing
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
One way only.
Lot for people who don't know how to park.
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
The Forever Stamp
Family traits.
Unrest Area.
"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.
"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
Moses comes to Los Angeles.
Have Horns Venn
'Mostly we just block traffic.'
Sloth traffic jam.
Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.
(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.
Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.
"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"
Road work next 15 years.
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."
Traffic Tangent Gifts Collection
Traffic Tangent Mugs
Explore our collection of humor-filled mugs themed around traffic tangents — perfect for morning coffee and brightening any traffic jam mood.
Traffic Tangent Pillows
Check out our amusing pillows featuring traffic tangent cartoons — cozy, humorous, and perfect for any traffic joke lover's living space.
Traffic Tangent Prints
View our vibrant traffic tangent prints that add humor and color to any room. Ideal for those who love to decorate with a sense of fun.
Traffic Tangent T-Shirts
Browse our funny t-shirts that turn traffic frustrations into comic statements. Great for daily wear or casual outings that show off their witty side.