Tangent Traveler Gifts

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Desert Island Fantasies

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Musical genres

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

Hoxton map.

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Musical Bicycle.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."