Trendy Traveler Gifts

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

Hoxton map.

How very Balham!

Celebrity Rainwear

Easter Island legs

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Free WiFi

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

The Clean old Days.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Baggage Horse

'Does it say 'business class?''

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'We couldn't find any seashells, so we collected these cellphones instead.'

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.