Fashion Forward Travelers Gifts

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Hoxton map.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

How very Balham!

'Does it say 'business class?''

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Dog luggage.

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Celebrity Rainwear

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

"How far is that in city blocks?"

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."