Traveling In Style Gifts

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hoxton map.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

How very Balham!

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'Does it say 'business class?''

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Dog luggage.

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'Where is the cheapest place to get a beer?'

Celebrity Rainwear

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

It's that time again. . . what you need in your car for winter driving & emergencies. . .

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

'The army has such little funding they've cancelled our tour of duty...It's now a back-packing trek of duty!'

"I ran into Ruth Hagerstrom this afternoon. Now everybody's been to China except us."