Stylish Traveler Gifts

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Hoxton map.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Private Jet

Private Jet

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Man ordering sedan chair for a nap.

How very Balham!

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'Then put me on the No-Fly list if you can't put me in first class!'

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

The suite hereafter.

Stretch-Camel.