Chic Traveler Gifts

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Easter Island legs

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Tourists in Egypt

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Hoxton map.

"Yipeee!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Mexican Dog

Colin V Longshore Drift

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

How very Balham!

"Smile!"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Boy talking to mother about going abroad

Designer kangaroo pocket.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Celebrity Rainwear

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

"I think you're in the wrong line. You've always got something to say."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.