Fashionable Traveler Gifts

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Hoxton map.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

How very Balham!

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Dog luggage.

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Celebrity Rainwear

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

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When People Start to Look Like their Luggade