Style-savvy Traveler Gifts

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

The Vineyard

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Hoxton map.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

How very Balham!

'Does it say 'business class?''

Douglas Stuart

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Budget airline charging extra for an oxygen tank.

Dog luggage.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Celebrity Rainwear

London only $59 (1/8 of the way)

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

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