Travel Fashionista Gifts

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Pizza London Eye

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"It cuts air resistance."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Bikini Between Buildings

Dog luggage.

Kink

Multitasking.

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

Inappropriate footwear

'How very Strawberry Hill.'