Travel Fashion Fan Gifts

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Airplane Mode.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Airport

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Hoxton map.

The next fast train has gone.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

Ultimately love would find her...

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Will that be coach?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."