Fashion Forward Wanderer Gifts

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Social Struggles

Chippunks

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Pizza London Eye

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.