Temptation Travelers Gifts

The Backslider Bar.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

Temptation.

'It's one of your five a day.'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Satan Fast Food

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"

"And lead us not unto temptation, but shield us from all the yummy looking desserts."