Traffic Tango Enthusiast Pillows

Why do they call it the rush hour? We haven't moved in ten minutes!

"Sorry we're late – we had to parallel park."

Quality Control

Touring Cyclist

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We are so in sync!'

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

A couple and their dogs tango.

Flamenco

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Slow, Men at Work.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Quicksand.

All-way stops.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

Clark gets nailed.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Speed Limit.

A pair of chickens tango.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."