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Why do they call it the rush hour? We haven't moved in ten minutes!

"Sorry we're late – we had to parallel park."

Quality Control

Touring Cyclist

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'We are so in sync!'

Family traits.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

A couple and their dogs tango.

Slow, Men at Work.

Flamenco

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Quicksand.

All-way stops.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

A pair of chickens tango.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."