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A pair of chickens tango.

A couple and their dogs tango.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Tango with death penalty

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

Champagne Bubble

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'We are so in sync!'

Music Hall Dancers

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

A Cow Striptease

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

The End is Nigh

A Transformer for grownups

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'