Tango Aficionado Gifts

A pair of chickens tango.

A couple and their dogs tango.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Tango with death penalty

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Mantis Love

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Champagne Bubble

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'We are so in sync!'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

A Cow Striptease

The End is Nigh

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

A Transformer for grownups

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'