Tango Addict Gifts

"Wendell and I dropped our tango lessons. They were starting to take us over."

Touring Cyclist

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Champagne Bubble

Bashful in Nashville

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'We are so in sync!'

The End is Nigh

A couple and their dogs tango.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Flamenco

She's a natural.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

Chiropractors and the Tango.

The Ninth Day of Christmas

'And don't tread on my toes.'

School of Dance

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

A pair of chickens tango.

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

Kids! What did I tell you about leaving your clothes on the floor!

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."