Telephone Tango Enthusiasts Gifts

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Champagne Bubble

'We are so in sync!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

A couple and their dogs tango.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Flamenco

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

A pair of chickens tango.

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"They have to keep me - I'm the only one here who knows how to answer a landline call."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"They're out at they moment, I'm the burglar."

Harry talks about pay phones.

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."