Telephone Tango Dancer Gifts

"Would you like to hear some music while you hold."

Touring Cyclist

'We are so in sync!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Call centre musicians

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Flamenco

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"It's for you."

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

"They have to keep me - I'm the only one here who knows how to answer a landline call."

I told you before, never call me on this number!

Ms Jones - grab the phone, will ya? We're on hold!'

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

"Right click twice, now left click."

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

A woman talks on her mobile phone while dancing.

Fishermen Tango

"The rules clearly state, 'it takes two to tango'."

'I've got a dripping tap and a tapping drip.'