Telephone Tango Dancer Mugs

"Would you like to hear some music while you hold."

Touring Cyclist

'We are so in sync!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

Call centre musicians

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Flamenco

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"It's for you."

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Ms Jones - grab the phone, will ya? We're on hold!'

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

"They have to keep me - I'm the only one here who knows how to answer a landline call."

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

I told you before, never call me on this number!

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

"Right click twice, now left click."

'I've got a dripping tap and a tapping drip.'

A woman talks on her mobile phone while dancing.

Fishermen Tango