Tango Lover Gifts

Quicksand.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

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Flamenco

Wine Tango

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

Omara Portuondo

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Menu Dating

Dancing in pyjamas

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Champagne Bubble

Swing dancers.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'We are so in sync!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Disco Dancing

Two women dancing in period dresses

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Tyrannosaurus Tex