Mango Lover Gifts

Mangoes A man leaving an apartment.

"Just be yourself."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Peel poker.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Kangeroo and joey

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Dreaming Of Spring

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Must be American.'

"Hello job security."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

Supply was out of harps.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I'm a baahnana!"