Bamboo Lover Gifts

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'Hmmm, your dietary requirements make it hard to pinpoint a suitable holiday destination...'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Apparently it's the bamboo furniture that attracts them.'

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

"Just be yourself."

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Peel poker.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

House plants

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Supply was out of harps.