Banjo Lover Gifts

"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Supply was out of harps.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"So much for finding intelligent life."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"You're a great musician, but you don't fit in with out image."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Hellbillies.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."