Banjo Player Gifts

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

Barry the banjo.

I think he got tired of hearing the song Froggie went a Courting!

Banjo Player

"You're a great musician, but you don't fit in with out image."

"Banjo!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ralph Stanley

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."