Banjo Player Mugs

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

Barry the banjo.

I think he got tired of hearing the song Froggie went a Courting!

Banjo Player

"You're a great musician, but you don't fit in with out image."

"Banjo!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"Cheater"

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"And now a request from the audience."

Hillbilly.