Banjo Lovers Gifts

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Banjo Player

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'