Banjo Lovers Gifts

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Banjo Player

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'