Banjo Enthusiasts Gifts

Ralph Stanley

Dueling banjos, after the duel.

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

Like, Real Gone...

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Boom Box

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Bassoon musical instrument.

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"