Banjo Enthusiasts Gifts

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

Like, Real Gone...

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Banjo Player

Boom Box

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Cheater"

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"