Banjo Appreciator Gifts

"That's it. The cat has to go."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Cheater"