Banjo Appreciator Gifts

"That's it. The cat has to go."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Banjo Player

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'