Banjo Aficionado Gifts

Know your Bluegrass Instruments

"Banjo!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Origami Society...

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Cello Concert

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Red hot little combo

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Hellbillies.

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

Supply was out of harps.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Man playing bum-note.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Carpe diem

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."