Banjo Fan Gifts

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Elton John'

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

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Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Aaron Copland.

Damon Albarn

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."