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How the little banjo boy became a drummer

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Hellbillies.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

Aaron Copland.

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

A cat in a tube

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"