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"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Ralph Stanley

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

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'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

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Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

Doug Kershaw

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Cheater"

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"