Banjo Fanatic Gifts

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Do you smell something burning?'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"