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'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Ralph Stanley

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Banjo Player

Ray Charles

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'