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'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

The fifth Beatle.

'My son has the blues.' 'Get him a banjo! That always cures the blues!'

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

"Cheater"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Ralph Stanley

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Hellbillies.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

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"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.