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'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'My son has the blues.' 'Get him a banjo! That always cures the blues!'

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

"Cheater"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Hellbillies.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

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'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"And now a request from the audience."

Hillbilly.

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."