Banjoist Gifts

Supply was out of harps.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hellbillies.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

'Louis Armstrong's "banjo" days.'

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"