Banjoist Pillows

Supply was out of harps.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Banjo Player

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Duelling Banjos.

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"Cheater"

"And now a request from the audience."