Banjo Playing Pillows

Duelling Banjos.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Every time I play my banjo the alley cats throw shoes at me!

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"You're a great musician, but you don't fit in with out image."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Banjo Player

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"Cheater"

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'

"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"

"And now a request from the audience."

Hillbilly.

'Give me a loan where the Buffalo roam...'