Banjo Playing Pillows

Duelling Banjos.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Every time I play my banjo the alley cats throw shoes at me!

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"You're a great musician, but you don't fit in with out image."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Ralph Stanley

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Banjo Player

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Since getting my banjo, it hasn't been so doggone lonely at the top!'